Text Message I got today..

So when should we start filling out the adoption papers? We gotta get it done soon for the cruise!

This was a wrong number text.. which I now have to pay $0.20 for..but besides that.. what kind of person would send this as a text message? Is this a joke?

If you are heading north on 35E ...

And you are going to take the turnpike (especially at night) I hope you have very good vision. The exit for 'The President George Bush Turnpike" is on the right. Once you exit onto the ramp, you must make the decision to go either North/South or East/West (don't ask me why I don't know). Well that is fine and good, except the writing for the direction is in very small font. BUT, the font for the name of the freeway "The President George Bush Turnpike" takes up the whole sign. That is great... but everyone knows they are on the exit for "The President George Bush Turnpike" already. At this point, it is more important to know what direction you need to go in than the name of the freeway. Who designed this sign, and what were they thinking?
I will post pictures of this when I can get my husband to drive me. :-)

Traffic Signs

Why do they :
1. Make signs you cannot read.
2. Put them on the wrong side of the road.
3. Make signs you cannot read!
4. Have lanes merging on curves (with poor signage)